from the lecture by an (E)lectronics and communication en(GG) student
mmmkay class,an egga day keeps the doc away(POINTLESSNESS #1),,,heres how......
starting with egg.an egg is-as u all know-nothing more than an egg.but then think...electronics and communication engg. starts and ends in an egg[as ive already shown]...just like the very human cycle,which again,starts and ends in an egg[egg as in embryo or sumthin like that] and that indirectly implies that electronics and communication engg. was the first thing to be made on the face of earth.class,this clearly implies the fact that the ancient verses,especially from the holy bible mentioning 'let there be light' must be rephrased as 'let there be egg'[egg->electronics and communication engg.].and all these theories lead to nothing but one final truth-that adam and eve were nothing but electronics and communication engineers[hope everyone would have figured out that by now]....and now moving on to the tagline-'an egg a day keeps the doctor away'...but how??
ive repeatedly stated- egg=electronics and communication engg.~electronics and communication engg. student....now think..suppose the no.of egg students increase by one each day,consequently the no.of doctors will decrease by one at the same rate....the process goes on until all the doctors in this world are swiped out by egg students,and in the end of it all,the bottomline is-
'an egg a day keeps the doctor away'.
so,thank you class for spending ur valuable time listening to my valuable speech.lets all pray in the name of god that our president George.W.Bush takes necessary measures to bring down the price of eggs and thus promise a bright future to the generations ahead....
[crowd:gimme an 'e'...'E'......gimme a 'g'...'G'....gimme a 'g'....'G'.......what do you have...'EGG'...once more...'EGG'...last time...'EGG'...yaaay...(claps-claps)..]
